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Oh God no! Say it ain't so!!!
A while back I was searching for something with yahoo...(I've stopped doing that. I use google now...Same results, less bullshit.) Well there I was minding my own business. Peaceful and tranquil. Unsuspecting of the dreadful truth I was just about to realize. Luckily for me a warning popped up out of nowhere, before it was too late!
Warning! Your computer utilities may not report the weather Oh my God! No! Please say it ain't so! How can I possibly ever live with that? What was there for me to do? I just broke down completely and cried. How could the hand of fate have dealt me such a cruel blow? I was just about to give up on my now meaningless existence by committing suicide, (how could I possibly live on with my computer not reporting the weather?) when something dawned on me. I could just look out of the window in order to get an instant weather report...
Wow what a relief... But to this day, I am glad, that those nice, nice people took their time to warn me. I mean, I might not have been the same person, if I hadn't realized these truth...Or er...something...
Bah! Originally written Sunday, June 05, 2005
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